August 2011
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Fishies! :D
maid-en-china:
Click on the water to feed them~~~
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A taste of real life
Question to discuss:
so….why are you two here?
Stranger: bored
You: I don’t have a life.
You: Like stranger over here.
Stranger: Loneliness ftw
You: WOOO
You: We can be lonely together- wait WE’RE NOT LONELY ANYMORE!
You: WE HAVE SUPERFICIAL INTERNET CONTACT!
Stranger: YAY
Stranger: THAT MAKES US REAL PEOPLE
Stranger: right?!
You: MY LIFE MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE SOME SORT OF...
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Llamas need more Head and Shoulders
You: You look like a rather fine llama.
Stranger: Thanks I use head and shoulders
You: Oh my, I should start bathing my llama with that!
You: But do you use Old Spice?
Stranger: You should
Stranger: Irish spring..
You: You are the most amazing llama ever.
You: I want to keep you as apet.
You: *a pet.
Stranger: Only if you brush my fur, baah
You: Only if you moo.
Stranger: I’m a llama?
You:...
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OH THE DRAMA
Stranger: Hey
You: Hey
Stranger: Asl
You: I see you were off doing “business” as usual
You: Again.
You: Why do you do this to me?
Stranger: Meh
You: Meh? That’s all you got to say for yourself?
Stranger: Cuz I want to support the family
You: Well, our family is growing because of you and your antics!
Stranger: What r u talking bout
You: You KNOW what I’m talking...
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Welcome, traveler!
Stranger: hey
You: Welcome, traveler.
Stranger: whats up stranger
You: Care to take a look at my fine wares?
Stranger: wares?
You: Yes, wares.
Stranger: dispite me not knowing what theese are
Stranger: yes i will teek a peek
Stranger: *take
You: Peek to your heart’s content!
Stranger: tis content
Stranger: i will finish peeking now
You: But you have yet to even buy anything!
Stranger: what...
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Somebody needs to retake Creeper 101
Stranger: hi.
You: Hey.
Stranger: how are you?
You: That’s getting kind of personal.
Stranger: aah alright
Stranger: dog’s name then?
You: Woah, wooaaaah.
You: How did you even know I have a dog?
You: Creeper.
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: only sometimes do i look in your window
You: That’s YOU?
Stranger: i thought you never sawme
Stranger: *saw me
You: Dude, how can I NOT see you...